Lay your girl on the end of the bed, tell her to bring her legs up and put her feet together in front of her vagina. Grab her thighs insert your penis through her feet and into the vagina and start pumping.
Guy 2: "No way bro, everyones chasing her, but thats one elusive female. She may as well be tall, hairy, and found in the woods somewhere, thats big foot pussy right there."
when two people go to a show and go into the pit and one usually the larger bends over at the waist and leans forward. The other friend usually the more agile one runs jumps and spins over his friends back getting in excess of five feet of air
dude you missed it, at the devil wears prada concert that guy three foot pussy stomped that dude and knocked him cold out