Foopportunity 

The opportunity to get something to eat.

It's a rainy day, so you should take the foopportunity and stay home for some pizza!

Foopportunity by tImO123 March 4, 2019

poopportunity

1. A place where you have the opportunity to poop.
2. The chance to take the hardest-core of a poop

Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.

poopportunity by VicsterLovesLil June 20, 2011

flopportunity 

1. noun (masculine) a set of circumstances in a soccer match that makes it possible for a player to badly fake an injury despite no or little contact from an opposing player in order to be awarded a free or penalty kick.

Note: There is no known common feminine form of this noun as it is scarcely found in women's soccer.

Nearing the 85th minute, Neymar, feeling the pressure of his team's imminent loss down 1-0, senses a player from the opposing team within 5 meters of him as he enters the opponents' 18m box. He then quickly falls to the pitch, writhes in pain, holds his ankle, and grimaces as if he had just suffered an actual lower leg amputation. Subsequently, Neymar makes a penalty kick, to tie the match. A master at this skill, Neymar could scarcely afford to miss this timely flopportunity for his team.

flopportunity by I'm You're Hucklebearer August 5, 2018

fapportunity 

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

fapportunity by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

poopportunity

A meal that lends itself to a good bowel movement. Similar to roughage or fiber, but with a postive spin.

I could use a good poopportunity, I think I'm going to go with a salad tonight.

poopportunity by seaglass May 3, 2006

Flopportunity 

A proposal with potential for failure on a grand scale.

Did Jason ask you to invest in his imitation hummus business? It sounded like like the flopportunity of a lifetime.

Flopportunity by Tfitzg October 18, 2013

Coopportunity 

An abbreviation for an opportunity to cooperate.

Why don't you two scallywags work together on this coopportunity.

Coopportunity by the wiss January 11, 2011