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j00 are teh fonkey, yo!
fonkey by Mandy October 1, 2003
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Foonkey fonkey flonkey fooney foonky Fronkey Fookey foonkay Footkey Fronkeyy
a fake or false monkey, usually a person who's appearance greatly resembles a monkey
Corey: Hey Ernest.....Hey monkey you need to quit ignoring me
Ernest: Y'all gonna quit, I ain't no monkey
Corey: You right, you a fake monkey
James: A Fonkey
Fonkey by cvcroskey May 1, 2018
the -good- way to say funny :D
usually said with a -fooney- voice
used for things that are stupid funny :D
p1: Stacey has a big nose
p2: haaaaa fooney

:D
fooney by BUDDHA! April 23, 2009
- A person who misses alot of skillshots (Aimed abilities) or bullets (Shooting Games) when he is low on health due to stress/fear
That guy is a huge flonkey! he had 15 shots and landed only 2!
flonkey by Zelfrax July 1, 2016
someone who is aggravating or someone you copies everything you do.
Jadah is a Flonkey.
Flonkey by lilbaddie.kayy December 5, 2019
Portmanteau of 'front' and 'monkey', combined to form a colloquial term for one who works at the front counter of a business. Normally a descriptive noun, or an informal address to be followed by shouting or threats. Shortened to 'fronkey' for ease of pronunciation.

Individuals are called so because they normally operate near the front entrance of the business, habitually smell of/consume otherwise unpalatable foods, make unreasonable amounts of noise, and willfully disorganize their work area while doing nothing of particular skill or value.

Pronounced 'FRUN-kee'.
Hey, fronkey! Get back to the till and shut up.