Fucking Donkey. Worse than a regular donkey, especially in something like poker.
I was 3 outed by the fonkey in seat 2, who somehow thought J3 was good enough to risk his stack with.
by Badhairdos July 13, 2009
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one who resembles a donkey's foot
jessica was stepped on by a donkey and had an imprint of a hoof in her face. stephanie came by and said,'you look like a fonkey.'
by steph April 28, 2003
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a fake or false monkey, usually a person who's appearance greatly resembles a monkey
Corey: Hey Ernest.....Hey monkey you need to quit ignoring me
Ernest: Y'all gonna quit, I ain't no monkey
Corey: You right, you a fake monkey
James: A Fonkey
by cvcroskey January 8, 2018
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A human born with special looks
1/2 Donkey and 1/2 Human

A Englishmen that’ll only to the age of 16
Thinks he is very looking but looks like the donkey from shrek and is good at nothing

But growing his double chin is his pleasure
Fat + Donkey = Fonkey y
Oh look at that Fonkey Rahhhh
That Fonkey is so fat

The Fonkey had a double chin as big as Mount Everest
by Peterpoppincrackdumplin February 14, 2021
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