fonkey 

Expression of coolness

j00 are teh fonkey, yo!

fonkey by Mandy October 1, 2003

Fonkey 

a fake or false monkey, usually a person who's appearance greatly resembles a monkey

Corey: Hey Ernest.....Hey monkey you need to quit ignoring me
Ernest: Y'all gonna quit, I ain't no monkey
Corey: You right, you a fake monkey
James: A Fonkey

Fonkey by cvcroskey May 1, 2018

fonkey 

Fucking Donkey. Worse than a regular donkey, especially in something like poker.

I was 3 outed by the fonkey in seat 2, who somehow thought J3 was good enough to risk his stack with.

fonkey by Badhairdos July 13, 2009

fonkey 

one who resembles a donkey's foot

jessica was stepped on by a donkey and had an imprint of a hoof in her face. stephanie came by and said,'you look like a fonkey.'

fonkey by steph April 28, 2003

Fonkey 

A human born with special looks
1/2 Donkey and 1/2 Human

A Englishmen that’ll only to the age of 16
Thinks he is very looking but looks like the donkey from shrek and is good at nothing

But growing his double chin is his pleasure
Fat + Donkey = Fonkey y

Oh look at that Fonkey Rahhhh
That Fonkey is so fat

The Fonkey had a double chin as big as Mount Everest

Fonkey by Peterpoppincrackdumplin February 14, 2021

Fonky Monky Friday 

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.

YOOOOO IT*S FONKY MONKY FRIDAY

Fonky Monky Friday by K1ts October 30, 2020

fonky chonky 

slang term for “funky” exclusively used when referring to music.

Person 1: *plays rap song*
Person 2: oh. That’s some of that fonky chonky

fonky chonky by MrMeøw September 22, 2019