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fooning
Fooning=friends+spooning
Fooning is the act spooning a friend but if you both describe it as fooning it is no longer homosexual.
Fooning is the act spooning a friend but if you both describe it as fooning it is no longer homosexual.
Josh “Hey Sam, I’m getting cold over here, wanna come over for some good ole’ fooning?”
Sam “As long as we both agree that it’s fooning, cause if we were spooning that would be gay.”
Sam “As long as we both agree that it’s fooning, cause if we were spooning that would be gay.”
fooning by The_Fooning_Master October 7, 2018
Fooking avocados
Avacados are the trendiest food of all time like you see people tagging them in there post and there a boyo enit
Louis: its like them fooking avocados
Liam:whats wrong with avocados
Louis: trendiest food of all time
Liam:whats wrong with avocados
Louis: trendiest food of all time
Fooking avocados by 69.fxckm3.69 May 3, 2021
Vegan eel footing
Vegan eel footing is a term commonly used referencing the act of making love towards your grandparents dog at exactly 1:30 am to 1:33 am. This term is mostly used in South Africa, from where it originated from on January 23 1997. Over the past few years, this word has really taken a massive increase in the skateboarding community, as they say it quite frequently. Skateboarders have made the use of the term increase by at least 87% over the course of 3 years.
Boy: Oh man! That was the best vegan eel footing we’ve had in a while.
Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.
Dog: *anus bleeds*
Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.
Dog: *anus bleeds*
Vegan eel footing by Fiv32210 October 14, 2023
Gorilla Footing
The act of a person or something making very loud stomping noises, typically an upstairs neighbor, or somebody slamming their feet on the stairs.
“I couldn’t hear the TV because my mom was gorilla footing upstairs.”
“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”
“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”
“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”
“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”
Gorilla Footing by Burd D June 29, 2020
fooking
fooking by mrshoran1993 February 23, 2019
Dog fooding
Alternate form of dogfood. Refers to the practice of expecting software developers to use the products they produce.
Dog fooding by obbyyoyo May 2, 2005
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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