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Fool’s Gold 

When your Diggin in a girls ass and find a piece of corn in her shitty asshole.
Her: Find any gold Diggin in my ass yet?
You: Nope only some fool’s gold in there.
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Fool's Gold 

Someone who is in love with someone who is only using them, or taking advantage of them, but the person being used is still in love with the other person.
And yeah I've let you use me from the day that we first met

But I'm not done yet

Falling for your

"Fool's Gold"
Fool's Gold by Jess Styles May 18, 2015

Fool's Gold 

Someone who is in love with someone who is only using them, or taking advantage of them, but the person being used is still in love with the other person.
"I fell for his/her fool's gold before and it's sad because I fell again."
Fool's Gold by DeludedBravery November 19, 2014

Fool's Gold 

Going down on a girl with hopes of reciprocation, when instead she says she is going to the bathroom and never comes back.
"Oh man, I was pretty sure a bj was in the cards with Jenny but it ended up being Fool's Gold."

"I put in my time but all I got was Fool's Gold."
Fool's Gold by Moopers March 31, 2008

fool's gold 

When you are duped into thinking a woman is attractive at a distance or from behind based only on the superficial characteristics you can see from that vantage point (such as her hair, whether she has a tan or whether she is engaged in physical activity) only to realize once you get closer that she is not attractive at all or even homely.
Dude, drive in the other lane so we can get a closer look at that hot blonde chick with the long ponytail jogging in a sports bra up ahead. Oops, my bad, looks like I spotted some fool's gold. Now that we are close it's clear she has bad skin, a hook nose and the early stages of female pattern cottage cheese ass.
fool's gold by tomkru August 27, 2015

Fool's Gold 

The appearance of corn in your stool when you drop a deuce the day after eating said corn.
Dam Steve I didn't realize how much corn I ate at the BBQ yesterday. I pinched a loaf this morning and it was littered with fool's gold.
Fool's Gold by Kazooo13 May 15, 2013

fool's gold 

FG's server is running as slow as shit AS USUAL.
fool's gold by jimbob jones August 14, 2003
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