Foofe

The very elusive 3 utensil combo. Similar to a spork, but including the last of the eating utensil triad (knife). Foofe is derived from Fork, spOOn, and kniFE combined to form the pinnacle of eating technology.

Guy 1: Man, I wish there was a utensil to eat without using both of my hands. That way, I could eat and scratch ma' balls at the same time.

Guy 2: There is, it's called a "foofe" you dumbass

Foofe by ManBearPig97531 November 4, 2010

Foofadeefoof 

An afro of pubic hair on the spacing between your balls and your asshole.

I need to trim my foofadeefoof, it's getting big.

Foofadeefoof by SOUL AMAZING June 1, 2010

Floofer 

An animal or thing that's fluffy and soft

Look at that little floofer I want it

Floofer by KGlonn January 10, 2016

foodenius 

A person who is extremely creative when it comes to food, Knows how to mix and match different foods for the perfect results.

You are a Foodenius for suggesting adding Caramel to coffee!

foodenius by Kfir97 July 4, 2016

Foofoofnik 

Generally speaking, an old, wrinkly, long-lobed, snow white haired person that drives way too slow in the left lane, that's oblivious to all else around him or her.

Jesus Christ, look at that foofoofnik driving so slow, they can't even see over their steering wheel!

Foofoofnik by Blumpette December 9, 2018

fooden 

Fooden is the activity of going to a casual dining place with a friend or friends, for a low-key gossip about life and catch up over a lunch or dinner which is often higher in calories than their usual meal option. For example, Wetherspoons.

Shall we fooden soon?
Yes, let’s fooden!

fooden by KingSmoke March 14, 2019

floofer 

a floofer is an adorable floofy animal who you just wanna cuddle and hug and they're so soft and cuddly and cute

floofers can also be woofers and that's so cute

"my dog is the floofiest floofer"

floofer by WasabiOS August 12, 2021