The very elusive 3 utensil combo. Similar to a spork, but including the last of the eating utensil triad (knife). Foofe is derived from Fork, spOOn, and kniFE combined to form the pinnacle of eating technology.
Guy 1: Man, I wish there was a utensil to eat without using both of my hands. That way, I could eat and scratch ma' balls at the same time.
Guy 2: There is, it's called a "foofe" you dumbass