fobert

Commonly misconceieved as a simple mis-spelling of "Robert". Is actually a replacement for larger words when it is innapropriate to use the larger word or the word is too hard to pronounce.

1.He had a fault with his dioxynucleic acid.
He had a problem with his fobert.

2.Boy: Please play with my fobert.
Girl: Why do you always call your penis "fobert"?

fobert by Benjibum August 2, 2006

The Fogerty Look 

The look one will give during the act of Fogerty Time if someone derives from the routine. It is commonly misinterpreted as a death stare, for they are very similar.

As we were jamming, I started to add a bit of zest to my bass line, and I immediately got The Fogerty Look. I proceeded to return to the original bass line in fear for my life.

The Fogerty Look by Kaptnsassypants December 1, 2009

Foobert 

it is like calling someone a fool but just in a nicer way.

1-heyy stop being a foobert
2-that's nice foobert
3-so what should we do foobert?
4-you're such a foobert

Foobert by youareafoobertforreadingthis January 15, 2010

Fübertastic 

1. A portmanteau of not two, but three words:

a) Fucking - self-explanatory. Used as an intensifier.

b) Über - the German word for "above" or "over," now commonly used in English to mean "super," "better," or "very"

c) Tastic - shortened version of "fantastic," now used as a suffix to other activities or names (e.g. foodtastic)

All three of these words combined form the superlative, nay, the mother of all words. Not to be used lightly.

2. In concordance with the use of tastic as a suffix and über as a prefix, a single word may be inserted between them (e.g. fubercraptastic).

1. Charlie: How was the party?
Kevin: OMG...it was...it was...I can't even describe it...
Scott: Fübertastic?

2. Kevin: Yo, wassup?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: What's wrong?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: Did you seriously drink that entire keg?
Charlie: ughhhhhhhhh
Kevin: C'mon, man, give me something. How you feeling?
Charlie: Fubercraptastic....

Fübertastic by scubasteve90 July 20, 2010

Fobesticate

To eliminate bastards from an area

A: “where the fake people be @?”
B: “I fobesticated them”

Fobesticate by Lazoyausuxx May 19, 2019

fobet 

A man who could be classified as a hobbit with minimum to no facial hair. They try to act like they know much, but their brain capacity is so minute that they really aren’t that smart

Jeffrey - “the people try to suppress my words, but here is the difference between you and i. the infidels fail to compress my world, but here i lie as i yank the world by its tie.”

Nicolas - “Eat this response you fobet”

fobet by wenyengabrielkenyansoldier March 15, 2023

Fogerty Time

The act in which a band member is allowed to jam for an extended period of time while the rest of the band is left to play the same thing for the entire duration of the Fogerty Time. Sometimes this period could last for several minutes or even an entire song so long as the remaining band members play similar parts for most of the song. Fogerty time can include any instrument including: guitar, harmonica, saxophone, piano, and vocals.

The Fogerty Look can also be used if the other band members are not cooperating.

CCR - Keep on Chooglin': includes full on Fogerty Time. The bass plays the same note almost the whole song.

CCR - Heard It Through The Grapevine: includes an extended Fogerty Time at the end that comprises of most of the song.

Fogerty Time by Kaptnsassypants December 1, 2009