Fontiac

Someone who has watched the movie "Helvetica" too many times.

Guy: I don't particularly like the typeface you've used here. Go with something sans-serif like Futura.

Other Guy: Fuck you! I do what I want, you fontiac!

by annoying grammarian April 17, 2009

FONTicide

committing heinous attack on someones font / conversation online.

Reem was verbally attacking katie online, katie was extremely preturbed and committing fonticide n his attacks and never saw a typing from him again

by kpp July 2, 2008

fonticular

relating to of having no balls

My frined Chirs is fonticular, he's a panzy

by T Rose December 16, 2005

fontractor

A temporary worker, usually recruited for a short term project, which during the job appears to be utterly useless.

Bloody hell, this new fontractor is a real piece of shit!

by wapz June 17, 2008

Fontaculosis

To be obsessively and compulsively changinging any font in anything on the internet for no particular reason other than to "Try something different"
I.e:
Myspace
MSN
Facebook
Etc.

Most cases of Fontaculosis results in the infected getting confused with which writing is which, as they regularly forget which font was theirs.

Example for Fontaculosis:

Tom: Lol yeah I thought so. (Crazy rainbow font with Italics and underline)

Bradly: Who the hell is writing this, stop changing your font man, I can't even understand it, and its a bad font. You're not cool, give up you noob.

Tom: Oh.. I see.. (Plain black Times New Roman)

Bradly: You fail. Get checked for Fontaculosis.

by CollinsRkpng May 19, 2009

FONTicide

committing heinous attack on someones font / conversation online.

Reem was verbally attacking katie online, katie was extremely preturbed and committing fonticide n his attacks and never saw a typing from him again

by kpp July 3, 2008

fontics

the use of variable fonts to emphasize the impact of words in creative writing, such as concrete poetry.

Fontics is the use of italics for a word like flicker, bold face for a word like dark, and symbols instead of letters to suggest meaning as in st*r (for star). Example: twinkle, twinkle little st*r (sorry, couldn't get italics (twinkle) or font size (little) to adjust in this message box)

by Dr. Charles A. Stone September 25, 2011