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no foolies 

Said after something meaning it's the 100% truth. This cannot be used sarcastically, or any other -ly, except truthfully. You don't fuck with this shit.

It's origins come from South Park season 4 episode 16 'The Wacky Molestation Adventure.'
Person A: Holy shit, I just won $1,000,000 on this scratch ticket.
Person B: Bullshit.
Person A: No foolies.
Person B: Holy shit, buy me a car.
Person A: No.
no foolies by MikeTheMikeMike October 5, 2009
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Foolies is a word you use to excuse what you have previously said as a joke even if you weren't kidding.
A: "That chick over there is completely hawt, I'm gonna get her drunk and bang her."

B: "Dude, that's my sister!"

A: "Whoops, Foolies!"
foolies by Teachernine April 1, 2008
A driven group of individuals that are so ambitious that one may think of them as a fool.

A "Foolie" is one who has outlandish dreams, one who is willing to take unusual risks and one who goes the extra mile for that which may seem to be unattainable.
Alexander the Great was a foolie for chasing his outrageous goals.

Those young men are foolies for trying to become famous.
Foolies by IllyKay352 November 2, 2012
When you have the hots for someone and then you get down and dirty with them.
Me and KT had foolies in the tent last night in Tofino. I pulled his bunnybug off with my teeth.
foolies by bunnyhugger May 3, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026