Folkistan

Folkistan is a made up place that comes from TikTok/reels videos. The term “folk” is usually followed by a cat with no ears looking at the person viewing the post. Folkistan is a made up place where all words are combined with “folk”, thus creating the place Folkistan. Folkistan is also derived from the real life place, folk valley, which was used by people on Instagram to put a tag on their reels or posts. The term “folk” was popularized by a Instagram user bigsoup.taco, the best Instagram user of history of Instagram (now banned unfortunately😔)

Jonathan: Yo have you heard of Folkistan?
Alex: What the fuck is a Folkistan, oh you mean like that cat with no ears and a tag with folk valley?
Jonathan: Yes…exactly…

Folkistan by skyyfolder_OnXbox! June 20, 2026

folkestone

nice town, needs a repaint and a decent night club

Q.going to folkestone tonight
A. shame about the crap night clubs

folkestone by wisearse April 12, 2010

Fuckistan 

Another name for Pakistan, because it rhymes. Also sometimes spelt as Fuckistaan. Situated close to Afghanistan.

Most of the terrorists are brewed in Fuckistan.

Fuckistan by custancoco March 19, 2010

Folkestone

Seaside town on the south east coast of England. Population around 50,000. Features of note: Debenhams (geriatrics' department store), two branches of Sainsbury's (a British supermarket), The Leas Cliff Hall (entertainment venue for once great acts before they finally fold or retire), for some reason a couple of very good grammar schools (The Folkestone School for Girls, The Harvey Grammar School), The Channel Tunnel and also 304 funeral directors.

Minor features: A pleasant fishing harbour, a soft drinks factory (Silver Spring Mineral Water Co Ltd), some chalk hills and a town centre infested with Chavs. Focal point of life for under eighteens is probably McDonald’s or KFC. For the over 65’s then it’s one of the 285 General Practitioners the town boasts – or the Cardiac Unit at the William Harvey Hospital, Ashford, prior to the services of the above mentioned army of undertakers.

Folkestone is not a young person's town, though does seem to be a minor magnet for asylum seekers. You can often see the police picking them up on the motorway where they’ve just popped out of the back of some unsuspecting lorry that’s just arrived on the Eurotunnel or on a ferry in Dover.

Yes, I've been to Folkestone. Biggest departure lounge in Britain - thousands of old codgers shuffling around waiting for the Grim Reaper or a Blue-Cross Saver Day at Debenhams. The air was full of vultures waiting for an easy meal.

Folkestone by Wizards Sleeve July 19, 2008

fuckistan 

n. Somewhere in the middle east that you arent quite sure of.

A "Fuckistani" can be someone obviously of middle eastern descent, that you dont know the exact origin of.

"Whose that new guy?"
"I dunno. Some dude from Fuckistan it seems."

fuckistan by asdf** January 11, 2008

Fuckistan 

A mythical place where the Fuckistani people live

I don't know where Fuckistan is, but it's there, somewhere...

Fuckistan by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

folkestone

The crappiest town in south east kent.

My god, this place is worse than folkestone!

folkestone by Fred January 5, 2004