Flip It. Mute it. Move it. Prove it. Usually used when someone is in a group chat, when someone keeps telling people to stop texting because the light is too bright, its too loud, or it vibrates. It means if they have flipped it, muted it, and moved it, then prove that is still bothers you, and if you haven't done all of these, then do them before you complain!
Guy 1: Guys, be quiet I'm trying to go to bed!
Guy 2: Dude, FMMP!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.