Flytraps 

Something that ended or ruined something eg.career

Man those flytraps ruined my basketball career

Flytraps by Kool_Kid69 July 14, 2021

Penis Flytrap 

Make your penis hard and put jam or jelly on your stomach.

When a fly lands on your stomach to eat the jam, pull your penis back and let it go so it springs back, smacking into your stomach, and thus killing the fly.

Yes, it is completely wrong in every sense of the word!

There was a fly infestation over at Jones' place.

I saved him some money on an exterminator by giving it the old Penis Flytrap.

I feel sick now!

Penis Flytrap by Klobersaurus August 15, 2010

flytrapping 

The female equivalent of "teabagging."

I was a little surprised when Janet asked me if I've ever encountered a flytrapping experience and when I said no, she surprised me with one. I had no idea what I was in for!

flytrapping by Barger Zartman June 8, 2011

Penis flytrap 

An accidental situation that occurs when you have your fly unzipped and don't notice that you barely have the head of your penis sticking out through your pants and then you very quickly zip up your fly without even noticing. OUCH!!

Damn, while Mark was in the restroom with us after a quick piss and while we were hurrying to see the new Star Wars movie, he was so rushed that he didn't realize his dick was still sticking out a bit as he hurriedly zipped up his barn door, and thus he gave himself a nasty and painful penis flytrap! He was screaming in pain for a while, missing the movie's first 20 minutes and had to watch the rest of the movie while his dick was feeling swollen after the incident!

In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!





Mark H. Bringing nice new slang terms to UD since February 2004.

Penis flytrap by Mark H May 15, 2005

Penis Flytrap 

A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.

Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.

Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.

Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice

Penis Flytrap by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Penis flytrap 

Trap; One who lures people into sex, greeting you with unexpected genitals

Steve got lured by a penis flytrap last weekend

Penis flytrap by TheBeetle April 5, 2017

Venus Flytrap 

A carnivorous plant that traps its prey by attracting it with its flowers and then closing over top of it.

The thing with jagged teeth - what do you need an example for?

Venus Flytrap by Mark S June 1, 2004