Flytraps
Flytraps by Kool_Kid69 July 14, 2021
Words you can keep
Penis Flytrap
Make your penis hard and put jam or jelly on your stomach.
When a fly lands on your stomach to eat the jam, pull your penis back and let it go so it springs back, smacking into your stomach, and thus killing the fly.
Yes, it is completely wrong in every sense of the word!
When a fly lands on your stomach to eat the jam, pull your penis back and let it go so it springs back, smacking into your stomach, and thus killing the fly.
Yes, it is completely wrong in every sense of the word!
There was a fly infestation over at Jones' place.
I saved him some money on an exterminator by giving it the old Penis Flytrap.
I feel sick now!
I saved him some money on an exterminator by giving it the old Penis Flytrap.
I feel sick now!
Penis Flytrap by Klobersaurus August 15, 2010
Related Words
flytrapping
I was a little surprised when Janet asked me if I've ever encountered a flytrapping experience and when I said no, she surprised me with one. I had no idea what I was in for!
flytrapping by Barger Zartman June 8, 2011
Penis flytrap
An accidental situation that occurs when you have your fly unzipped and don't notice that you barely have the head of your penis sticking out through your pants and then you very quickly zip up your fly without even noticing. OUCH!!
Damn, while Mark was in the restroom with us after a quick piss and while we were hurrying to see the new Star Wars movie, he was so rushed that he didn't realize his dick was still sticking out a bit as he hurriedly zipped up his barn door, and thus he gave himself a nasty and painful penis flytrap! He was screaming in pain for a while, missing the movie's first 20 minutes and had to watch the rest of the movie while his dick was feeling swollen after the incident!
In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!
Mark H. Bringing nice new slang terms to UD since February 2004.
In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!
Mark H. Bringing nice new slang terms to UD since February 2004.
Penis flytrap by Mark H May 15, 2005
Penis Flytrap
A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.
Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
Penis Flytrap by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015
Penis flytrap
Penis flytrap by TheBeetle April 5, 2017
Venus Flytrap
A carnivorous plant that traps its prey by attracting it with its flowers and then closing over top of it.
Venus Flytrap by Mark S June 1, 2004
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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