FlyLife 

It's a way of life. It's not just about how you dress. When you're Fly Life livin', it means you're living without boundaries or limits. We don't follow rules or copy the next man, originality is the key people!!

Look at that guy over there, you can tell he's livin' a FlyLife!

FlyLife by McFlyHigh November 29, 2011

fmylife

Short for 'Fuck My Life'. FMyLife is a website dedicated to creating entertainment and enjoyment from others' unfortunate circumstances and glorifying such moments for the world to see.

FMyLife allows its visitors and/or members to post 'FMLs', or short snippets containing one painful 'fuck my life' moment from that day. Each FML must begin with 'Today,' and end with 'FML.'

As of March of 2009, submitted FMLs are moderated by the site's users first, and a select few are then chosen to be sent to FMyLife moderators. Once site moderators approve FMLs they are posted on the homepage.

An example FML: "Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, 'Accidents happen.' She replied, 'Yeah, like your birth.' FML"

"Today, I went to FMyLife.com and realized my life isn't as fucked as I thought. I wasn't happy about that. FML"

fmylife by BWallenstein March 7, 2009

flylice 

The Way Chinese fobs Pronounce the word FRIED RICED. As seen in the Movie Lethal Weapon 4, when Mel Gibson makes fun Uncle Benny about eating FLYLICE

White Dude: "Can i get some sweat n sour pork and Fried rice to go"?

Chinese Fob:"SO you want sweat n sour pork and FLYLICE TO GO"?

White Dude:"WTF is FLYLICE"?

flylice by DBOi May 22, 2005

fmylife.com 

A website filled with such pathetic people and their pathetic anecdotes, you'll automatically begin to feel better about your own miserable existence.

I was feeling down after my girlfriend left me, but then I went on fmylife.com, and now I feel a lot better.

fmylife.com by yankeedrew90 March 2, 2009

Fmylife.com 

A website where people post unfortunate events that happened to them on that day. It's been invaded by "LOL I'M SOOOOO FUNNY BECAUSE I'M RANDOM!! FOR THE LULZ!! FAIL!" teenagers. 98% of the submissions are GFs whining about how their boyfriend isn't completely perfect (see example).

The comments on Fmylife.com are completely worthless. The first comment will ALWAYS be "First!" and then 50 people will flame him/her. Then you have your trolls try to be funny by posting exaggerated "You deserve it"s. The actual FML will never, ever be discussed in the comments.

The following is a REAL submission from Fmylife.com

Girl: Today, my boyfriend learned how to play the song 'Brown-Eyed Girl' on guitar as part of my anniversary surprise. I have green eyes. FML

Me: Really? Then why don't you stop bitching and just dump him so he can find a woman more grateful! This man remembered your anniversary, and even cared enough to learn a song for you! But you bitch just because he didn't get your eye colour correct? Do you seriously think your life is "fucked" for this reason? Have you ever considered that maybe he expected you to listen to the lyrics and not the title? Jesus Christ...

Fmylife.com by I HATE NAAAAAMES August 15, 2010

fmylife.com 

The newest and most popular website to make you seem cool if you mention it at a get-together or shindig. It's up there with the "OHHHHHHH PARTY FOUL!" cliche.

Guy #1: Hey dude did you see the newest entry on fmylife.com?

Guy #2: Oh you mean the one with the chick and the thong and the golden retriever? hahaha yeah dude that shit was hilarious!

fmylife.com by reid_o March 5, 2009

fmylife

This term refers to the website Fmylife.com. Here it means Fuck My Life. It can be used in any bad situation you encounter. It basically means that it sucks to be you.

I just slipped on ice and broke my tailbone, fmylife!

fmylife by Karlaw6 April 27, 2009