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Flufferbate 

Litteraly masturbate, but more family friendly.
"Since I haven't fluffed yet, you wanna see me flufferbate?"
Flufferbate by Sneaky Snitch July 30, 2016
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flusterbate

When a girl gets you so frustrated you need to masturbate.
Man, that girl Virgo got me so flusterbated.
flusterbate by ios37 October 17, 2011

Flusterbate

Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.
"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."
Flusterbate by Locke Kole November 5, 2009

Flusterbate

To become so infuriated and discontent that a person all of a sudden blows their load
I had to flusterbate because i was so angry at that girl who kicked my frisbee but at the same time she was pretty
Flusterbate by Jwynn July 7, 2009

Flusterbated 

The acct of being flustered or turned on. Being extremely frustrated and horny. Not to be confused with masturbated.
Nathan loves it when I blush because I am flusterbated.
Flusterbated by AngelDemon July 10, 2003

flusterbate

Flusterbation is when one is walked in on (particularly by authority figures such as one's parents) during the act of masturbation.
"I wanted to jack off but my dad was in the other room, and I was afraid of flusterbating."

"Yeah, it would suck to flusterbate."
flusterbate by XGR January 3, 2009

Flufferbutt 

A pair of buttocks wich are coverd in hair so that when you wipe your ass you will still have shit between your cheeks.
Tom: I think guon has a bad case of the flufferbutt.
Flufferbutt by hugmcmuffin November 25, 2016
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