Flubberdid

It's that feeling when you take a shit and it feels spikey

Awh man! That shit was Flubberdid! I need to rest

Flubberdid by FoxyTheFriend45 June 11, 2023

flubberwibbett

An exclamation that can signify any emotion

"flubberwibbett" exclaimed Charles when his car exploded

"flubberwibbett" exclaimed Charles when he got his first car

"flubberwibbett" mourned Charles when his mother died

"flubberwibbett" exclaimed Charles when he got hit by a car

flubberwibbett by Ninjacow February 6, 2010

flibberdingle 

It's when an annoying dickhead follows you

Stop being a flibberdingle

flibberdingle by Nylf September 21, 2017

Flubbering Seal 

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)

The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

Flubbering Seal by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal January 5, 2009

Flubberduck 

When you need to wank and it makes a weird noise which sounds like a rubber duck and flubber

I tried to wank last night but I was flubberducking so loud that my mum walked in.

Dude, I can hear your flubberduck from across the hall.

Stop flubberducking John we're at the cinema

Flubberduck by Vagbubbles December 6, 2013

Flibbergidget 

The act of being an utter bimbo but in a harmlessly, clumsy cute way, usually only causing negative consequences to yourself

I've just spilt coffee all over my assignment - I'm such a flibbergidget!!
Oh my god, did you see that girl just fall over nothing - what a flibbergidget!!

Flibbergidget by Brookie G June 30, 2011

flubberdick 

Verb- an undesirable golf shot. Similar to a duff. Often occurs around the green. Characterized by landing well short and off line of intended target. Painful to watch and invokes laughter from playing partners.

That flubberdicked bunker shot cost me double bogey.

flubberdick by BuffDilligan June 22, 2023