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skin flutist

:a woman who is skilled in the art of fellatio.
"Erica is an exceptionally skilled skin flutist. Her hauntingly beautiful music has caused many a man to cum to her concert."
skin flutist by DJ Newman October 9, 2003
1. the most amazing people in the world who play the best instrument in the world, way better than trumpet players and they know it but they would never admit it.

2. all nice and funny... until the chair test, then their cut throat.

3. usually ninjas
john- what elective are you taking?

jenna- band

john- ooh!! your a band nerd!! What instrument do you play?

jenna- Flute, im a flutist!

john- oh you must be so awesome!!
flutist by flute loving panda August 14, 2011

Flim-Flamist in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
Once on the cover of Forbes Magazine as a highly successful business tycoon, The Donald, known more recently as the Flim-Flamist in Chief, is now widely recognized as having orchestrated one of the most widely believed fake news stories ever.

Flumstrumming 

Nautical term for male masturbation,
usually withleft hand.
He lay upon his hammock flumstrumming.
Flumstrumming by SpinDoc. March 8, 2009
An Asian hoe who the teachers love
Man, why does Fitz love flutists so much?
I hear they give him good succ after school.
flutist by peener69 March 10, 2017

flemister 

last name of the most gorgeous and sexually attractive female known to man...gods gift to man u might say!!
jessica flemister
flemister by Carlos Delacruz January 17, 2009