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Flumstrumming 

Nautical term for male masturbation,
usually withleft hand.

He lay upon his hammock flumstrumming.

Flumstrumming by SpinDoc. March 8, 2009

coprophetic

The ability to see,or sense shit before it
actually happens.From the Greek(Kopros)
Feces,fecal,dung.Prophetic;predictive ie;
foretelling.

Bill could always see shit before it happened,"clean shoes,no news",he was coprophetic.

coprophetic by SpinDoc. March 8, 2009