Flurist 

That one person who seems to get sick out of fucking nowhere whenever y’all are on a family trip, it could be a light cough and they would practically force you to either leave them behind like 48 hours or send them to the emergency room

“Jesus Christ bill your turning into a Flurist”

Flurist by Ironically_sensical June 30, 2019

skin flutist

:a woman who is skilled in the art of fellatio.

"Erica is an exceptionally skilled skin flutist. Her hauntingly beautiful music has caused many a man to cum to her concert."

skin flutist by DJ Newman October 9, 2003

flutist 

1. the most amazing people in the world who play the best instrument in the world, way better than trumpet players and they know it but they would never admit it.

2. all nice and funny... until the chair test, then their cut throat.

3. usually ninjas

john- what elective are you taking?

jenna- band

john- ooh!! your a band nerd!! What instrument do you play?

jenna- Flute, im a flutist!

john- oh you must be so awesome!!

flutist by flute loving panda August 14, 2011

Florist 

Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.

...Not that kind of florist

Florist by SamAndTJ August 7, 2010

Florist 

Someone who likes smoking and drinking alcohol because they think it's cool and their so called group of "friends" will like them more. They also like dressing really edgy thinking it makes them look more cooler.

Look at those florists over there!
I hope you are not a florist.

Florist by MaxSG June 17, 2021

FluMist 

a new kind of flu vaccine resembling a needle yet given as a nasal spray administered to patients who are too scared to take shots.

FluMist by hctz October 22, 2003

Flurgstrom 

1. The universal verb/noun, can be substituted for any other verb/noun to avoid repetition. Usually used by hipsters and other really cool people.

2. In some regions, a substitute word "Flurgstorm" is a name given to a really cool person, replacing ones birth name.

i.e. - a nickname

1. Kyle - ... Yah, so i flurgstrommed the bitch.

Carl - Damn, i bet that wasn't very pleasant.

Kyle - Not after a flurgstrom of that magnitude. the

Seismograph readings were off the chart.

2. Yo, kyle is the FLURGSTORM, may his wrath descend upon us.

Flurgstrom by Chestasius Esquire IV October 2, 2009