Florrisexual

A person who is sexually attracted to Farron Gordon (rapper)

Oh my god, Farron Gordon is so hot, I’m a Florrisexual

Florrisexual by farrongordon1 May 23, 2024

Floorsexual 

A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly

Brooke had too much gin and tonic! She’s such a floorsexual

Floorsexual by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018

Floorsexual 

One of the fake sexualities 5 year olds make up to feel like a part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Tom: let’s go back to my house!

Rob: ok!

*they go to toms house*

Rob: *moans*

Tom: dude wtf!

Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.

Floorsexual by Quack.Anime February 18, 2021

florasexual 

not being directly attracted to plants (dendrophilia), but the presence of plants in the room or in your home arouse you

"she came out as a florasexual"

florasexual by cakepop April 20, 2014

Floorsexual 

A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.

It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.

They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.

They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.

A young white haired boy is laying, face down on the carpet. This is a floorsexual.

Floorsexual by NowakiStar November 10, 2010

Florasexual 

The sexual attraction to plants...
What the fuck is swong with you?

"Hey dude, I'm a Florasexual"
"Dude wtf is wrong with you?

Florasexual by Sand_Undertale May 7, 2021