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Floption 

A floption is a word used to describe a girl who is willing to have sexual intercourse with you, although you havent decided if you want to have it with her or not. More than one of these girls are called Floptions.
Damn man, you have some floptions on your plate
Floption by MotorboatnMooseZ August 28, 2010
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Floptious 

Something that has a floppy characteristic.
His hair is very floptious.
Floptious by Werd Sewtart November 3, 2016
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floptina 

A term used to describe the epic failure that is Christina Aguilera. It's a common misconception that the term is related to Britney fans, when in fact it's used by the industry and fans alike to describe how much of a flop Christina Aguilera is. The term can be used in reference to the following, including but not limited to: Aguilera's trannylicious make-up, Aguilera's fugly clothing, Aguilera's cheap weave, Aguilera's tactics of ripping off other artists, Aguilera's chart performance fails, Aguilera's flop records, and Aguilera's shitty singles.
OMG, did you hear that Britney Spears' Greatest Hits: My Prerogative has sold a whopping 1,347,000 units, while floptina's Keeps Gettin' Better: A Decade of Flops has only sold less than 500,000 units! Holy cow! What flop! FLOPTINA! Fail floptina, fail!!

Person 1: Did you hear Christina Aguilera say that she's working with Goldfrapp on her new record?
Person 2: Is that some kind of sick joke? Allison Goldfrapp said she'd never work with tranny floptina... fail.
floptina by redONE July 29, 2009
Fliption is a made-up word created by ignorant fools in High School. The most common synonym for Fliption is milkshake.
You are so full of Fliption!!!
Fliption by Valoofa April 4, 2011

Floptina 

A term given by talentless pop stars fans to Christina Aguilera. Usually used to cover up Christina's worldwide success and vocal abilty.
Gaga Fan 1: Omg did you hear Floptina's new album Bionic only got to number 3 on the Billboard 200?
Gaga Fan 2: Omg what a flop! Not anything like Gaga's Floptacular album Fame Monster which only got to 6 even after all that promotion!

Britney Fan 1: Wow did you that Floptina's vocals were outstanding at her last concert?
Britney Fan 2: Ugh what a flop! I mean Britney uses playback because she's too good for live singing!
Floptina by CheezeDoodles July 8, 2010

floptina 

Is term used by bitchy Britney fans who are jealous of Christina Aguilera. There ignorance says it all in the name considering shes had a decade of hits!
Ewww I hate Floptina!
floptina by Casey101 February 15, 2009

flortionist 

A person who looking at the floor for answers to their problems.
"She is a flortionist during tests, shes always looking to the ground during it.
flortionist by connor1414 January 30, 2009
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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