floptart

a dopehead

That damn floptart stole my stuff!

by atl1 March 18, 2009

Floptard

A person who is clearly high on drugs and cannot preform simple tasks because of being too high.

That guy is such a floptard, he can't even function.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 15, 2018

Floptastic

Term meaning anything you could be elated about.

Tristan: DUDE, FUCKIN 6 KNEES I HATE YOU

Greg: Don't hate, that shit was floptastic.

by NecroSkunk96 September 21, 2011

foptart

a female fop, because why the hell does the dictionary not have a word to describe women who have the characteristics of fops (which are males). Do women not have taste? Um, I think I know the answer to that one...some women, many women just don't have taste. This in no way is to be mistaken as a giant leap forward for feminists. I simply am a woman and a fop, but fops are male.

If Oscar Wilde were a women, he would have been a foptart.

by Crissy Ampersand November 14, 2006

floptastic

The opposite of "fantastic".

An epic fail of extreme proportions.

Dude 1: "Have you been to Kemptville?"
Dude 2: "Ya bro, that town is floptastic"

Dude 1: "Dude 2, did you hear that Quinnifer broke up with Malarie?"
Dude 2: " Ya Dude 1, I sure did, that shit's floptastic."

Fox News

by the man with the monocle January 4, 2012

Floptastic

when awesome amazing and fantastic all at once cant describe something

That song is floptastic

by the real dead meme April 12, 2022

burned flop tart

word used by white people to describe ugly black girls with floppy titties.

I saw some mad burned flop tarts today.

by Bob Jenkins May 13, 2005