Floppy J

A loosely rolled joint that flops around like a flacid penis.

Austin: Fuck dude, I rolled a Floppy J
Craig: Well rip it open and start over, because I'm not smoking that shit bro.

by Westing House April 18, 2014

Floppy Jordan

The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis

Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.

by Sadke June 17, 2013

floppy johnson

The act of whipping your junk out and slapping sum1 one anywhere on there body.

Lil BowWow: I just got a floppy johnson in the fac.

Mom: By who?

Lil BowWow: Mike Jones! Bitch

Mom: Who?

Lil BowWow: and it stung he hit me in the forhead!

by Evan Fedronski December 7, 2005

Floppy Jalopy

A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."

by submison February 22, 2009

floppy jallopy

The act of blowing a man that is at least 5 times as old as the one giving the blowjob.

I hear that new 20 year old chick gave a floppy jallopy to some guy.

by Code the man with a Chode March 10, 2004

Floppy Joe

A sexual act that involves having sex with an unerected penis.

Andrew's dad gave me a Floppy Joe last night.

by Fat Goodies August 14, 2006

floppy jalopy

A limp, old, saggy penis.

"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."

by Nitaro02 February 8, 2006