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A sexual act that involves having sex with an unerected penis.
Andrew's dad gave me a Floppy Joe last night.
by Fat Goodies August 14, 2006
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(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)

The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).

Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.
Avé: *Floppy Joe and I cannot lie, Floppy Joe tastes like apple pie*

Dan: This shit bumps.
by MadongIzichi August 01, 2018
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When you put your soft dick in sloppy joe meat.
Bro my shmeat was cold so i performed a floppy joe.
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by Jerryatrics May 06, 2018
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