flowersexual

when you're attracted to aesthetically pleasing boys.

She was flirting with all the aesthetic boys since she was flowersexual.

by flowerynights September 2, 2018

Floorsexual

A floorsexual is the word given to a person when they have tendencies to be really clumsy and fall on the ground or heavily intoxicated to the point they are on the floor constantly

Brooke had too much gin and tonic! She’s such a floorsexual

by @ginandtonicgirl October 12, 2018

Flowsexual

When you go with the flow sexually

You like what you like

You’re attracted to people you didn’t think you would be attracted to

Friend 1: “Is lily hooking up with a dude right now? I thought she was a lesbian!”
Friend 2: “No bro, Lily is Flowsexual! she wants what she wants”

by chillpill_lil November 25, 2018

Flowmosexual

When a lacrosse player with a great amount of flow comes out of the closet as a homosexual.

Brandon: Jake, I support your flowmosexual lifestyle
Jake: Why thank you! Atleast its one less person to manalyze and one less person who can copp dome from the females.
Brandon: But i was never worried about that from you in the first place...

by flowmosexual93 April 22, 2009

flamersexual

An overtly flamboyant homosexual. Enjoys the attention they get for being over the line in their gayness.

Hey - did you see what JohnMark was wearing the other day?

Yes, he is a major flamersexual

by Max Factor March 5, 2009

Floorsexual

One of the fake sexualities 5 year olds make up to feel like a part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Tom: let’s go back to my house!

Rob: ok!

*they go to toms house*

Rob: *moans*

Tom: dude wtf!

Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.

by Quack.Anime February 18, 2021

Floorsexual

A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.

It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. In reality, they only like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.

They do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.

They are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.

A young white haired boy is laying, face down on the carpet. This is a floorsexual.

by NowakiStar November 10, 2010