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Floorgasam

Having an orgasm on the floor.
Person 1: Where were you? You were supposed to be at my wedding!
Person 2: Sorry, I was just having a floorgasam.
Person 1: Oh, that's okay then.
by LividPlanets February 6, 2019
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Floorgasm

The feeling one gets when listening to Floor Jansen of Nightwish sing.
person 1: bro did you hear the wacken 2013 version of ghost love score?
person 2: yeah bro, that ending gave me the ultimate floorgasm
by thatguythatlikesmetalandkh December 9, 2019
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Floorgasm

1. The vocal climax of a song performed by Floor Jansen (Lead singer of Nightwish).

2. When a person gets goosebumps while listening to Floor Jansen perform a song.
1. The performance of the song "Ghost Love Score" reaches it's floorgasm at it's end.

2. Bobby experienced his first floorgasm at Wacken 2013.
by Black Ivory November 26, 2019
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Floorgasm

Peak moment of excitement while listening to Floor Jansen sing a high sustained note during her performance, comparable, if not superior, to the feeling of having an orgasm.
Whoa. Did you HEAR that? That was the most epic rendition I've seen of Ghost Love Score in years!

How cute, that was your first Floorgasm!
by Preguiça não tem fim April 12, 2018
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floorgasm

The act of reaching the climax of sexual intercourse while in a non-elevated position; having an aforementioned climax on the floor or ground as opposed to a raised surface.
The couple rolled off of the bed and experienced multiple floorgasms.
by lokoike October 25, 2006
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Floorgasm

Orgasm (metaphoric) on the (dance)floor. The supremely satisfactory feeling one receives from finally getting that damn throwaway oversway, contracheck, fallaway-slip pivot-developpe amalgamation, or other complex, expensive, time-consuming, and difficult dance maneuver/step/amalgamation/etc. that causes much sweating and crying and swearing at partner.

A giddy rush of pleasure a follow (usually female) receives when led through anything "above their level" by an accomplished and kick-ass lead (usually a male) before they have enough time to worry about head-weight, shoulders, foot-tracking, hoo-haa lifting or boob-stickin'.

What Jack Johnson is capable of giving any woman he dances with.

What one has when watching an awesome dancesport performance.
Dancesport coach: Today we're going to learn a dip that looks as though your spine has been bent like a twizzler.

Lead: *drops partner on her big fat ass*

Jack Johnson: Let me do it,

Follow: teehee- *floorgasm*

Jack: *endearingly arrogant smirk*
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Ballroom addict 1: Say, did you watch that PBS America's Ballroom Challenge?

Obsessed Ballroom Addict: OMG did you SEE Ben and Shalene? *Floorgasm!*

Ballroom Addict 1: Dude... wipe your chin...

Ben: Yeah, and stop stalkin' me!

Shalene: TZAH! *delivers tango-face beatdown with a Supadance to the face*
by Tzah September 23, 2007
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florgasm

An orgasm that you have on the floor! usualy from self masturbation
Alex attempted to have a florgasm on the floor, but failed misserably
by Nikki<3Max March 18, 2007
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