5 definitions by LividPlanets

1
When you kick someone in the balls while wearing Air Jordans.
Me: I will pull a Jordan
Them: No don't do it
Me: *Pulls a Jordan*
Their pride and joy *Dies*
Random dude: Wow, he pulled a Jordan!
by LividPlanets February 06, 2019
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When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.
Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!
by LividPlanets February 06, 2019
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A combination of Shrek and Trump that makes girls Squirm. Donald Shrek was made when Obama removed his haemorrhoid. Donald Shrek's final form is Shrumpett.
Me: Are you still seeing Donald Shrek?
Her: Stop it, I am oger him already.
by LividPlanets November 24, 2018
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Having an orgasm on the floor.
Person 1: Where were you? You were supposed to be at my wedding!
Person 2: Sorry, I was just having a floorgasam.
Person 1: Oh, that's okay then.
by LividPlanets February 06, 2019
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The true form of life. A combination of Ugandan Knuckles, Big Chungus, Yoda, and Dumbo.

Ugandan Yobungus was made shortly after Phil Swift decided to create the universe, along with the Primal Memes.

I bet you did not expect Ugandan Yobungus.
Me: Ugandan Yobungus
Them: What?
Me: Ugandan Yobungus
by LividPlanets February 06, 2019
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