Definitions by LividPlanets

Floorgasam 

Having an orgasm on the floor.

Person 1: Where were you? You were supposed to be at my wedding!
Person 2: Sorry, I was just having a floorgasam.
Person 1: Oh, that's okay then.

Floorgasam by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

Ugandan Yobungus 

The true form of life. A combination of Ugandan Knuckles, Big Chungus, Yoda, and Dumbo.

Ugandan Yobungus was made shortly after Phil Swift decided to create the universe, along with the Primal Memes.

I bet you did not expect Ugandan Yobungus.

Me: Ugandan Yobungus
Them: What?
Me: Ugandan Yobungus

Ugandan Yobungus by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

He pulled a Jordan 

When you kick someone in the balls while wearing Air Jordans.

Me: I will pull a Jordan
Them: No don't do it
Me: *Pulls a Jordan*
Their pride and joy *Dies*
Random dude: Wow, he pulled a Jordan!

He pulled a Jordan by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

Air-based vision locked targeting system 

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!

Air-based vision locked targeting system by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

Donald Shrek 

A combination of Shrek and Trump that makes girls Squirm. Donald Shrek was made when Obama removed his haemorrhoid. Donald Shrek's final form is Shrumpett.

Me: Are you still seeing Donald Shrek?
Her: Stop it, I am oger him already.

Donald Shrek by LividPlanets November 24, 2018