Floor board
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floor board lava lamp by lil young chaos May 3, 2024
Polishing the floor board
Polishing the floor board by Shmegan2012 April 18, 2010
floor boards
Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.
Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.
floor boards by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009
Floor Boarding
A sexual position where you take the woman and place her on the floor treating her body as some sort of vehicle. You then proceed to "board" that vehicle. It's basically missionary with a little role play.
I totally floor boarded you sister last night!
After floor boarding my girlfriend the other night I now strangely find myself attracted to airplanes...
After floor boarding my girlfriend the other night I now strangely find myself attracted to airplanes...
Floor Boarding by JILLIAN JIGGS August 29, 2009
Floor Boarding
Using a lunchroom tray to slide down an isle at Famous Players 8. You place the tray in front of you and while running down the isle, jump on and ride that tray to the max while praying you don`t fall like Marc.
Floor Boarding by Goguen, Whalen, and Basco May 29, 2004
cleaning the floor boards
To eat a shaved pussy
cleaning the floor boards by Dawson420swagswagblazinheheh January 9, 2015
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