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Trae Flocka 

The funniest YouTuber roaster you will come across. A person you don't wanna argue with on the game because you want stand a chance winning because he will embarrasse you in front of yo friends, homeboys, homegirls, the girl you like, yo gf, a type of person who will have those type of people laughin at you if you point yo nuts up to that person's direction
"you are 0 and 4 you are a disgrace how does it feel waking up knowing you a sack of f*ck sh*t"!

"You mad because yo daddy had to take you to prom because no other b*tch would go with you"

"You suck farts through a straw sh*tty breath ass n*gga when you walk in the classroom and open yo mouth the whole class walk out the room yo sh*t stank"!

"Lmao Trae flocka the funniest man alive"
Trae Flocka by realgoonkel November 23, 2019
Related Words
To give one a go at a task or activity
"Hey Shaun I can't seem to put my bra back on, I've been trying for ages"

"Stacey, let me have a flonkle, see if I can do it!"
Flonkle by shaun br August 6, 2008

flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."
flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007
Slang word with no connotions for Rock music in the vein of the Symphonic Progressive Rock of the 1970s. Originated on fan-based message boards.
"The band Sleepytime Gorilla Museum's 'Grand Opening and Closing' is a unique experience for Progressive Rock fans who want something to contrast with their vast array of flonkus CDs." From a Review
flonkus by DidSprintingDie May 17, 2004

Flonked Out 

When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out
Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out
The most awesomemest of awesome there is. She puts the awesome in awesome.
Holy shit. Flona's so awesome.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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