You are a fat strokey nonce that touches 4-8 year olds daily , your van is always full you stroke , your also on the sex offender list.
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Get the Flonge mug.When something's not too big or too small. Not too hot or too cold. It's neither too little or too much. It's just right. It's proper flonge.
'This weather is proper FLONGE'
'Goldilocks tried papa bears porridge, far too hot fam. She then tried moma bears porridge and dat shit was nasty cold. Finally she tried the child bear ones and it was proper FLONGE'
'Her flange was proper FLONGE lad'
'Goldilocks tried papa bears porridge, far too hot fam. She then tried moma bears porridge and dat shit was nasty cold. Finally she tried the child bear ones and it was proper FLONGE'
'Her flange was proper FLONGE lad'
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Get the Gorilla Flange mug.The situation which involves Tom Fletcher and Danny Jones acting or seeming to be in love with each other. Many people believe it to be true, and write about it when something "Flonesy" occurs.
Flones is a common pairing in Slash Fanfiction
Flones is a common pairing in Slash Fanfiction
Example of when Flones occurs:
Example 1) In the UCAP Tour when Danny jumps on Tom and they end up in a snuggling position on the couch.
Example 2) Many people believe the song "Little Johanna" to be about Each Other from Each Other's perspective.
- Little Johanna has big blue eyes. (Danny has big blue eyes)
- When the shivers are salty and the seafoam's the colour of space (Tom loves everything to do with space)
Example 3) They share mics so closely, they almost kiss.
Example 1) In the UCAP Tour when Danny jumps on Tom and they end up in a snuggling position on the couch.
Example 2) Many people believe the song "Little Johanna" to be about Each Other from Each Other's perspective.
- Little Johanna has big blue eyes. (Danny has big blue eyes)
- When the shivers are salty and the seafoam's the colour of space (Tom loves everything to do with space)
Example 3) They share mics so closely, they almost kiss.
by Alexandra88 October 5, 2007
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