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When something's not too big or too small. Not too hot or too cold. It's neither too little or too much. It's just right. It's proper flonge.
'This weather is proper FLONGE'
'Goldilocks tried papa bears porridge, far too hot fam. She then tried moma bears porridge and dat shit was nasty cold. Finally she tried the child bear ones and it was proper FLONGE'
'Her flange was proper FLONGE lad'
by Tomkinswag July 10, 2014
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You are a fat strokey nonce that touches 4-8 year olds daily , your van is always full you stroke , your also on the sex offender list.
Wow im so lucky that i escaped from Bodies dad , what a Flonge.
by Abdullah69yamum June 17, 2019
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You are a fat strokey nonce that touches 4-8 year olds daily , your van is always full you stroke , your also on the sex offender list.
Wow im so lucky that i escaped from Bodies dad , what a Flonge.
by Abdullah69yamum June 17, 2019
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A flonge is a name describing a fat lazy person,more often than not on benefits sat in the front garden with a Berkeley red hanging out their mouths
by Pezzy mason June 01, 2018
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