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When something's not too big or too small. Not too hot or too cold. It's neither too little or too much. It's just right. It's proper flonge.
'This weather is proper FLONGE'
'Goldilocks tried papa bears porridge, far too hot fam. She then tried moma bears porridge and dat shit was nasty cold. Finally she tried the child bear ones and it was proper FLONGE'
'Her flange was proper FLONGE lad'
Flonge by Tomkinswag July 10, 2014
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You are a fat strokey nonce that touches 4-8 year olds daily , your van is always full you stroke , your also on the sex offender list.
Wow im so lucky that i escaped from Bodies dad , what a Flonge.
Flonge by Abdullah69yamum June 17, 2019
A flonge is a name describing a fat lazy person,more often than not on benefits sat in the front garden with a Berkeley red hanging out their mouths
Flonge by Pezzy mason June 1, 2018
Use it however you like. It has no meaning. It has every meaning

Pronounced "Flonj"
Im gonna flonge all over you
I totally got flonged the other day
Flonge by CorndawgWizurd November 12, 2022

Gorilla Flange 

A particularly hairy and unkept minge. Also relates to a particularly noobulous person
By jove Nicholls!! Look at the gorilla flange on that!!
Gorilla Flange by Befferson 2 July 27, 2013
The situation which involves Tom Fletcher and Danny Jones acting or seeming to be in love with each other. Many people believe it to be true, and write about it when something "Flonesy" occurs.

Flones is a common pairing in Slash Fanfiction
Example of when Flones occurs:

Example 1) In the UCAP Tour when Danny jumps on Tom and they end up in a snuggling position on the couch.

Example 2) Many people believe the song "Little Johanna" to be about Each Other from Each Other's perspective.
- Little Johanna has big blue eyes. (Danny has big blue eyes)
- When the shivers are salty and the seafoam's the colour of space (Tom loves everything to do with space)

Example 3) They share mics so closely, they almost kiss.
flones by Alexandra88 October 5, 2007