Flondling
The pinnacle of floor bonding, bondage, fondling, and sexy clowns. Happens around October of Freshman year.
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Flondling
Flondling by UrbanPenner May 30, 2015
Fonding
Verb;
The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.
The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.
Fonding by charlotte_azar December 1, 2016
Fondling Father
Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.
This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.
A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.
A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem
He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start
He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start
Fondling Father by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023
Flodging
Flodging by Honcho Two Times October 17, 2018
Floyding
The act of filching food & filling your pockets or handbag at a party, especially one with a buffet style layout.
Mr. P: Did you see Dave's pockets were all full of Meatballs & Chicken wings?
Mr. C: Yeah, he's been Floyding food all day from the cookout.
That slick bastard with the pork pie hat had the best floyding skills ever.
Mr. C: Yeah, he's been Floyding food all day from the cookout.
That slick bastard with the pork pie hat had the best floyding skills ever.
Floyding by Tipp Tappen April 22, 2011
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