UrbanPenner's definitions

shamefly

The moment of shame when you're in the bathroom and realize you have been walking around with your fly open all day.

Pete: What's wrong with Larry? He's been stabby ever since we got back from lunch.

Bob: May be a bad case of shamefly. He was walking around with his fly open all morning.

by UrbanPenner June 4, 2015

Flondling

The art of fondling your neighbor on an airplane.

Fair warning babe, I will be flondling you on our flight to Miami.

by UrbanPenner May 30, 2015