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Flokid is a term used to describe some rather cool people. Flo is short for fluorescent.

To Be A Flokid You Must :

1. Wear Fluorescent Clothes.
2. Own Glowsticks At All Times( You Never Know When There's Going To Be A Rave )
3. Listen To New Rave & Techno
4. Wear Shades ( Preferably Fluorescent )
5. Know & Use Flokid Slang Such As Uber, Noob & Thag.
OhMeGad. She is uber Flo !
I wish i was a Flokid but I'm just a stupid Noob.
We better go buy some glowsticks and Flo.
Look !! A rave, perfect place for us Flokids.
Flokid by The Original FloKids February 24, 2008
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Flokid is a term used to describe some rather cool people.

To Be A Flokid You Must :

1. Wear Fluorescent Clothes.
2. Own Glowsticks At All Times( You Never Know When There's Going To Be A Rave )
3. Listen To New Rave & Techno
4. Wear Shades ( Not Gay - Preferably Fluorescent )
5. Know & Use Flokid Slang Such As Uber, Noob & Thag.
OhMeGad. She is uber Flo !
I wish I was a Flokid, but I'm just a stupid Thag.
We better go buy some glowsticks and be Flo.
Look !! A rave, perfect place for us Flokids.
Flokid by The Original FloKids February 23, 2008

Florida Chen 

This name contains "Florida" but it is nothing related to the American state Florida. This name is used by Indonesian girls. People with this name are pretty and smart. Seems like they're absolutely perfect, but not exactly. They have smelly feet but they love to smell their own feet. Rather than working at good companies using their good career, they prefer to work as a prostitute and have a sex with any boys. Many boys, however, never knows their background and just have sex with them.
Joel was travelling to Indonesia last week. She met a pretty girl named Florida Chen. He immediately fell into a love to her and both of them went to a hotel. Every night Joel was in Indonesia, they had sex everyday based on the request of Florida Chen. Joel was wondering why she became a prostitute, so he asked her. He then realised that she graduated from a well-known university and had a high CGPA. He felt so weird and ask her once again. However, this was her reply:

"Joel, what's the point you ask this kind of questions? Is it really a problem I have a sex with boys? I also smell my own feet everyday. I love it. You MUST smell my feet NOW, or else you cannot go back to your own country. Understand?"

Joel then smell Florida Chen's feet. It was smelly, but he liked it.
Florida Chen by Maggie JT July 14, 2022

florida juice 

Another name for Gatorade. Native Floridian slang for the beverage.
Person 1: "Do you have any Florida juice?"

Person 2: "Yes, would you like red or blue?"

Florida Man 

A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.
Examples:
- Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Man bites head off hamster
- Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer
- Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police
- Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot
Florida Man by i hate sjws August 26, 2017
Word of the Day on September 29, 2022

Florida Man 

The stupidest thing on earth. You dont want to mess with him, as he might attack you with a fried chicken or a catfish. His fuel is Bud Light and methamphetamine. They LOVE playing sports with gators and using fish as baseball bats. Nothing can stop a Florida Man except another Florida Man. Get on his bad side, and he will feed you to his cat Spleens. Nobody is a crazy, random, or stupid as a Florida Man. Only Russians or Australians can match up against them. So dont mess with Florida Man.
Dude: bro did you here about the Florida Man?
Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?
Florida Man by ThatOneGuyk October 18, 2019

florida steam pipe 

When a man or woman hits their vape and blows a giant vape cloud into their partners anus. The partner then showers the man or woman with the vape cloud from their anus.

The Florida Steam pipe
Rob told me that he and JImmy love to give each other Florida Steam Pipes!!
florida steam pipe by Rexlba July 6, 2019
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countrypolitan 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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