During the month of November is when Flovember occurs. If your a man do not cut your hair, just let the flow grow. Similar to Movember or Decembeard. Wanna be bad ass just do it.
Andrew :"Yo man thats a wild flow you've got going on, looks nice, real nice. It also makes you look totally bad ass and or awesome."
Matt: "You fucking know it . Flovember baby .. all about the flow."
When a women, (or male..) can't seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. They try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.
Fat+Obese=Flobese
Not sure where the "L" came from...i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..
Flobese woman: hi i am here to sign up for jenny craig.
Worker: Alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?
A device used to help cover the smell of pot.
Take an empty water bottle, poke holes in the bottom of it and stuff it with dryer sheets.
Blow the smoke into the bottle; it comes out smelling like laundry! *fill the bottle with a decent amount of dryer sheets*...roughly around 8-10, depending on the bottle.
Doesn't work very well when smoking J's or blunts.
Someone who is extremely sober, but has had wayyy too much to drink and is fuckin' shit up....but is very very sober...yet completely under the influence of alcohol.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."