Floem

A poem written by a Floet

Floets write Floems.

by Joshua James aka T.R.U.T.H. January 13, 2024

Floem

A Floem is the new Poem, written in a Musical Form called Floetry.

A Floet uses Rhyme Scheme, Bar Counts, Bridge Breaks, and/or 16 Line Verses forming a Floem.

by Joshua James aka T.R.U.T.H. December 3, 2023

floenk

A Dutch word for the sound when a tennis ball hits a window. The origin comes from a Dutch sketch programme called: Sluipschutters

Meneer! Is het nou klaar met dat gefloenk de hele tijd?!
Translation: Sir! Is it done with that ‘gefloenk’ all the time!?

by hhlsmnn October 4, 2020

Flemish Giant

The largest domestic breed of rabbit, with bucks weighing anywhere from 13 to 20+ pounds, and does weighing 14 to 20+ pounds. They come in seven varieties recognized by the American Rabbit Breeders Association, which are black, blue, fawn, light gray, sandy, steel gray, and white. Flemish giants are of the semi-arch type and are shown in six classes (junior bucks and does under 6 months, intermediate bucks and does 6-8 months, and senior bucks and does 8 months and older).

Also called the "gentle giant", this breed of rabbit is known for its very gentle, sweet, and docile personality. It is believed that the flemish giant is the modern descendant of the Patagonian rabbit of Argentina.

I went to the rabbit show and purchased a flemish giant.

by BBear12708 January 12, 2009

Cranberry Flem

Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.

"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"

by depressedannie September 9, 2016

FlemLife

One who is committed to the lifestyle of fleming (the act of coughing up mucus).

"Yo bro i just dropped a phat flem"
"Solid the FlemLife chose you"

by Schlonglover69 October 4, 2017

flemperson

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.

Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!

by shane_y April 24, 2020