Flober

Someone who is extremely sober, but has had wayyy too much to drink and is fuckin' shit up....but is very very sober...yet completely under the influence of alcohol.

I am sober as a fuckin' flober right now.

by mummybears November 4, 2010

Drop a flower

To fart

Ex excuse me, did you drop a flower?

by Edamommie July 24, 2021

Flower Husbands

The online relationship between solidaritygaming (jimmy ) and Dangthatsalongname (Scott)

Their relationship is seen in 3rd life first and now empires smp

I read flower husbands fanfics

by flowerhusbandshipper January 20, 2022

Flower Cat

The youtube cat that's so antisocial that it cant handle being given flower.

Girl: No, here is your flower
Flower Cat: No, that's not true! That's impossible!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

flobbercocked

when you are so shocked you pp does a backflip

Bro I was flobbercocked after that crazy lap dance lunch

by PiperXAndrew April 6, 2022

v4 flower

V4 flower is a vocaloid and she's so damn cute like omg yessssss I can't eveN-

Gay fangirl1: heya what ya listening to?

Gay fangirl2: appetite of a people pleaser by V4 flower its vocaloid!

Gay fangirl1: woah so good...

by Zarbeh February 16, 2018

Might Flower

Might flower has a double meaning. To the unrefined eye it is merely an the adaptation of the racial slur 'white power'; however it is infinitely more layered than this: it is also a reference to the time of year at which there is uncertainty as to whether the plant 'might flower'.

'Ah might flower!'
'Hey guys, I've come up with a wicked joke! Might flower! Get the double meaning?!'

by GerrardPK October 31, 2011