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Flo-Po
(n) Police officers whose job it is to pull people over on rivers and lakes. They can pull you over for routine stops and screw you over with $300 tickets if you do one thing wrong. They float and they suck.
Flo-Po by David Jolivet August 23, 2006
Related Words
Flo Po • Po Flo • flopoff • Flopoving • Flopocalypse • flopology • flopolol • flopolopapis • flopolopogus • Floponic
Floponic
Is a flop so huge as the one Christina Aguilera's last album Bionic. An album so hugely flopping it's a floponic flop.
Flopowski
Flopowski (n.) - (flah-p-ow-skee) - An individual who decided last minute to revoke their attendance to an event of some importance.
(v.) - The act of revoking one's attendance in similar fashion
Origins - Originally derived from the English "flop", the word was recently given a new suffix thanks to the pioneering flops of a one Kaitlynn.
(v.) - The act of revoking one's attendance in similar fashion
Origins - Originally derived from the English "flop", the word was recently given a new suffix thanks to the pioneering flops of a one Kaitlynn.
"Don't pull a Kaitlynn and flopowski, cause I really wanna play lol"
Jen: "So you're coming this weekend right?"
K.: "well, i was supposed too...but, I don't think I'm going to go"
Jen: "Why?"
K.: "Well, it's not that I don't want too...like its 3-4 hrs of traveling on my part plus, I want to save my money."
-In the above instance it would not be considered a flopowski had this actually been the reason said person was not coming, it turns out she just wanted to hang out with some rando instead of her "best friends" after she RSVP'd helped plan and preached about her uber excitement for the weekend away.
Jen: "So you're coming this weekend right?"
K.: "well, i was supposed too...but, I don't think I'm going to go"
Jen: "Why?"
K.: "Well, it's not that I don't want too...like its 3-4 hrs of traveling on my part plus, I want to save my money."
-In the above instance it would not be considered a flopowski had this actually been the reason said person was not coming, it turns out she just wanted to hang out with some rando instead of her "best friends" after she RSVP'd helped plan and preached about her uber excitement for the weekend away.
flopoff
Its a term often used when a group of people (Mostly males) pull out their penis's and compare them to one another to see who's got the biggest.
Old lady: "Hey why are these boys pulling out their penis's in front of each other??"
Paul: "Ohh nah dont worry mate, they r probably having a 'Flopoff'."
Paul: "Ohh nah dont worry mate, they r probably having a 'Flopoff'."
flopoff by Italian Powerhouse April 7, 2008
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