Fliolated 

when a fly flies into your eye, nose or mouth

Son of a bitch, I just got fliolated! I think I swallowed it

Fliolated by hdarian July 15, 2015

Flixated 

adj; the state of obsessively watching many or all episodes of one show on Netflix in a row; often for an elongated period of time.

noun form: flixation

Dude, I haven't ate, slept, or seen any of my friends in a week, I'm way too flixated on this show.

I just watched every episode of every season of Weeds in a row, talk about an acute flixation...

Flixated by King Arthur 277 March 8, 2011

floated 

"So drunk that you're too high to care"

Damn its 5am im floated.

floated by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs September 17, 2005

floated a steamer 

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

floated a steamer by techfrog January 16, 2011

floated 

To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.

Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?

floated by sinsforeal June 10, 2016

floated 

Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High

Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!

floated by aka GOD February 19, 2005

floated a steamer 

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

floated a steamer by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009