Flinto

Three things you need to know:
Big Schlong
Big Dick

Big Penis

I have a Flinto

by extenguishedpenologist August 15, 2023

Flinto

Flinto is a very quite or somewhat overwhelming person at first. He may seem very distant or lacking in communication but get to know him and then things change. You wouldn’t know the processing of his brain or emotions and he doesn’t reveal them too easily. He might not be too sporty but he got the brains also think twice before you get him mad. He’s an average looking dude but worth your time and would take care of you like gold. Think twice before judging his cover and maybe try to get to know him better.

I saw you talking to Flinto yesterday.

Hey, Flinto!!

I think Flinto might like you?

by Yay05 May 8, 2021

Flinto

He might seem socially awkward or intimidating at first but get to know him and things will change. He might be the average dude but getting to know him will be exciting, and he’ll treat you well but don’t get on his bad side. He doesn’t reveal his emotions or feelings or anything too easily and if he does don’t break that trust. Pretty smart fellow I guess but smart people overthink a lot of things just like him. If he likes you he meant it so yeh, you deserve him and he deserves you. Remember to never judge the book by the cover before u actually read the book cos it might just be the best thing yet.

Did you talk to Flinto yesterday?

Hey, Flinto!

I think Flinto likes you?

Do you like Flinto?

by Yay05 May 8, 2021

Flintering

Drinking excessively, especially during the week, and staying out until last call. Usually needs to happen more than one consecutive night in order to really count as Flintering, but getting completely blitzed can still qualify. Originates in Ireland.

"Darrach, why do you look so tired? You have a big proposal today!" "Man, I've been Flintering all week. I'm WRECKED!"

by terminator98 April 16, 2013

Flinter's Finger

The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.

"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."

by goldsac October 20, 2008

Bum Flint

A very sharp and painful poo

that was a smelly bum flint

by Rizk April 21, 2011

Flinternet

The dirty, scummy areas of the internet where sex, crime and violence happens. Typically associated with: scams, sexual exploitation, hate crime, spam, phishing, viruses and all other types of nefarious internet activity.

This site gave my computer the herp AND the derp. I didn't realize I had surfed into the flinternet...

by okdirdel September 20, 2010