Definitions by goldsac

vag of honour 

An award designated for those who have managed to penetrate a long sought-after vagina. The spelling "vadge", though less subtle, is also accepted for emphasis of the delicious "badge" pun.

Robbo, after years of hard work, finally earned a vag of honour after banging Koryn, who sat at the top of many-a-guy's "chicks to bang" list.

vag of honour by goldsac January 28, 2009

Flinter's Finger 

The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.

"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."

Flinter's Finger by goldsac October 20, 2008

itchy sac 

A funnier, less old-fashioned way of calling someone a "wet blanket". Used when referring to anyone who brings down the fun factor of a given situation. Said individual is as much of an annoyance as an relentlessly itchy scrotum.

"Guys, could you use your 30 cm voices? People are trying to sleep"
"Dude, why do you always have to be such an itchy sac about things? Have some fun already."

itchy sac by goldsac October 20, 2008

garden 

A distant derivative of the insult hoser.

hoser -> hose -> garden hose -> garden

Taylor: Let's go to the comic convention.
You: That's a terrible idea, you garden.
Taylor: Did you just call me a hoser?
You: In so many words...

garden by goldsac November 20, 2007