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Girl 1: "Wow is she gay?"
Girl 2: "No shes just doing that for her b/f. she is a total flezza"
Flezza by umbilical chord March 4, 2009
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A fucker who never touches grass. This kid plays fortnite all the fucking time. He needs to take a shower.
Bro that guy is such a flozza
Flozza by bruhh minecraft anus February 1, 2022
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A fake lesbian. Two females who unconditionally love each other but are in a platonic relationship. Outsiders may consider them sexually attracted to one another ( no shame in that).

Synonym: Bromance
1) Sara: "You look so fucking cute in that outfit!"

Emmy: " Omg! So do you girl"

Sara: "Wow, we are such flezzies"

Emmy: "Let's go get some guys to buy us shots."

2) Chi: "Dude, I'm trying to get that threesome with Sara and Emmy!"

Justin: "Nah brah. No chance. They are flezzies!"

Chi: "Damn :(. Let's go get a shot of fireball"

3) Nishi: "This is a Flezzie conversation. See your floozie ass out."
Flezzie by cpatel529 August 31, 2014
''You busy tonight mate''
''Yeah, gotta look after the girlfriend's dog''
''Fezza"
Fezza by Chromozone May 28, 2014
Having a day off when your are not really sick.
He's definitely having a Flazza he was out on the beers last night.

He's only gone and had another Flazza

Pulling a Flazza
Flazza by Flazza October 8, 2012
Person 1: Man look at that fezza
Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy that owns that has a small cock
Fezza by DaROS January 27, 2008
The punishment for living in Fargo, ND. First, everything you own is covered in dirty flood waters, then suddenly frozen solid while a blizzard adds at least 10 inches of snow on top.
Jesus hated Fargo really bad in 1997, and punished it with a horrible flizzard. He has decided he hates it even more in 2009, and is punishing it with an even bigger flizzard.
flizzard by SamanthaEm March 26, 2009
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