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Flexual Harassment 

When you flaunt or force your wealth onto an unsuspecting victim without consent.
Officer: Do you know why you're getting arrested sir?
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.
Flexual Harassment by aceofspades8 September 26, 2018

flexual assault 

A breach of government law code for persons under the age of 18 where a perpetrator flexes too much on his/her peers
This nigga flashing his gold chains and Gucci belt, his ass probably gonna get beaten.
Nah G, the po po finna jail his ass for flexual assault

Flexual Intercourse 

Using ones flex time at work to engage in sexual acts.
Bro, Im taking off early today for some Flexual Intercourse.
Flexual Intercourse by CAWS March 6, 2008
Sexually attracted to two or more "genders." Used instead of bisexual.
I walked in on Zack there and he was diddling a guy, two girls, and a trannie. Man, that's one flexual mofo.
flexual by Wessexual September 25, 2003
When you and your partner get turned on by seeing each other work out.
My girl and I don't workout together, but we do look at each other workout and it's very flexual.
Flexual by TheMonstar April 24, 2015
A woman that is very flexible in bed, while she is making love.
My girlfriend was so flexual last night, she showed me knew moves I didn't think she knew. I'm a happy guy...
flexual by Sunset Matt November 14, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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