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Sexually attracted to two or more "genders." Used instead of bisexual.
I walked in on Zack there and he was diddling a guy, two girls, and a trannie. Man, that's one flexual mofo.
flexual by Wessexual September 25, 2003
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When you and your partner get turned on by seeing each other work out.
My girl and I don't workout together, but we do look at each other workout and it's very flexual.
Flexual by TheMonstar April 24, 2015
A woman that is very flexible in bed, while she is making love.
My girlfriend was so flexual last night, she showed me knew moves I didn't think she knew. I'm a happy guy...
flexual by Sunset Matt November 14, 2011
Do you wake up not wondering your gender?
Do you wake up sexually attractive to the opposite gender?
Is 12 o clock somewhere?

Then you are Flexual
Uncle Bob is flexual
Flexual by SpackyJacky August 15, 2021

Flexual Harassment 

When you flaunt or force your wealth onto an unsuspecting victim without consent.
Officer: Do you know why you're getting arrested sir?
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.
Flexual Harassment by aceofspades8 September 26, 2018

flexual assault 

A breach of government law code for persons under the age of 18 where a perpetrator flexes too much on his/her peers
This nigga flashing his gold chains and Gucci belt, his ass probably gonna get beaten.
Nah G, the po po finna jail his ass for flexual assault

Flexual Intercourse 

Using ones flex time at work to engage in sexual acts.
Bro, Im taking off early today for some Flexual Intercourse.
Flexual Intercourse by CAWS March 6, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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