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The stream of water that runs down your penis in the shower.
Dude! I had a Fleemer for 10 minutes straight in the shower!
Fleemer by Dragon face May 12, 2015
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When three or more people get freaky in the Madeira Dining Hall.

Can also be used as an insult for a person with a small forehead.
'Stop Fleemering around bro'

'You are such a fleemer An An'
Fleemer by Diapfleemer November 30, 2025
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A universal slur created by youtuber ShadowKingSJ to insult or make fun of things in a video games or every day life.
Get this Fleemer away from me! That guy is such a Fleemer I hate him.
Fleemer by ShadowKingSJ January 14, 2026
Luis: i just asked out my crush she said she wants to do anal

Jose: boy you a fleezer lmao
Fleezer by pl6to January 26, 2020
Fast Leaver = Fleever. Those in IRC chat sessions who announce they are leaving and don't give enough time for others to say goodbye. Rule of thumb it to count at least 10 seconds before leaving, or you will be a fleever.
22:02 <Tom> Bye all!
22:02 <User Tom Exited the Channel>
22:02 <Frans> Bye Tom!
22:02 <Frans> Fleever!!!!!
22:03 <John> Yep, that wasn't a ten-count!!!
fleever by Frans Keylard May 23, 2006
A person who ruins another persons fun
Greg was a fleener, he stunk up the room and i could not get out.
Fleener by shouf January 4, 2004

Wolf Fleecer 

An urban hunter, always on the prowl, ready to jump into action at any time.

(A person who stalks and captures images on camera of fasion retards who wear animal print fleece jackets... eg Wolf Fleece, Dolphin Fleece, WIld Horse Fleece etc etc)

Generally hanging around where their pray may congregate. eg. Dole office, 99p stores, B&M, Braintree High Street, shitty market stools.
"had to run off from my family, saw a proper fashion retard in a Wolf Fleece duck into Cashconverters and had to snap it"

"Tartan trolly?, check
Black pumps, white socks?, check
ill fitting smelly old yoga pants, fatty legs?, check
Smells like she shit herself last week?!,
Animal print fleece?, check"

((Stalks, Takes photo, uoloads to > Wolf fleece, the height of fashion on the street today on FB)

Wolf Fleecer
Wolf Fleecer by GoLarge January 30, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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