flech

the act of licking, sucking, and or eating come out of someones asshole

I had a threesome with Jessica and her roommate and it turns out they are into fleching.

by top ropes May 30, 2008

Flech

Scottish, Doric.

n. Flea

Can also be used to describe having a scratch/itch, to flech or fleching. The ch is pronounced like the ch in loch.

*This should definitely not be confused with feLch or feLching!

"Yer dug's got the flechs"

"Sare needin' to have a good flech, but a'body will think I've got beasts"

by Fannybaws92 April 9, 2015

Flech

It’s like a cat or dog flee and if lands on a human it bites and it gets very itchy.

I Think i have picked up some sort of flech. . Scottish Doric word .

by Artwilbarn July 24, 2018

Fechtering

1. (v): Bringing up esoteric hypothetical situations when everyone else agrees on the conversation point

2. (v): To be obstinate in every way, or simply respond 'nope' to an extremely reasonable suggestion

"Dave was being completely unreasonable, he was totally fechtering me in that conversation"

by Joltbot August 29, 2015

Coffee Felcher

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.

(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)

by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012

belly felcher

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.

I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”

by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019

arthur fleck

The Best Joker Ever.

Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) will get the Oscar nod at the 2020 Academy Awards for his portrayal of the Joker.

by Put on a happy face 🎭 April 13, 2019