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Flech
Scottish, Doric.
n. Flea
Can also be used to describe having a scratch/itch, to flech or fleching. The ch is pronounced like the ch in loch.
*This should definitely not be confused with feLch or feLching!
n. Flea
Can also be used to describe having a scratch/itch, to flech or fleching. The ch is pronounced like the ch in loch.
*This should definitely not be confused with feLch or feLching!
"Yer dug's got the flechs"
"Sare needin' to have a good flech, but a'body will think I've got beasts"
"Sare needin' to have a good flech, but a'body will think I've got beasts"
Flech by Fannybaws92 April 9, 2015
Related Words
flech • fleche • flecher • flechette • Flecho • flechado • fleching • Fleching Milkshake • FLECHSING • Flechwiggle
Flech
Flech by Artwilbarn July 24, 2018
Fechtering
1. (v): Bringing up esoteric hypothetical situations when everyone else agrees on the conversation point
2. (v): To be obstinate in every way, or simply respond 'nope' to an extremely reasonable suggestion
2. (v): To be obstinate in every way, or simply respond 'nope' to an extremely reasonable suggestion
Fechtering by Joltbot August 29, 2015
Coffee Felcher
A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.
Coffee Felcher by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012
belly felcher
During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.
I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”
belly felcher by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019
arthur fleck
Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) will get the Oscar nod at the 2020 Academy Awards for his portrayal of the Joker.
arthur fleck by Put on a happy face 🎭 April 13, 2019
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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