FLECHSING 

The act of lazily or lackadaisically leaning on a desk. Especially with the pelvis thrusted forward. Often associated with dudes that do the “hair flip”

My boss is always flechsing on my desk when he talks to me about my work assignments.

FLECHSING by chevyblazer5150 April 21, 2021

Felching the clown 

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.

1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.

Felching the clown by Selevan May 3, 2013

Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.

Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof

Turkish Felching by The man with two plans December 4, 2011

Felching For Duckbutter 

The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.

Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.

Felching For Duckbutter by FupaGunt August 7, 2011

fleshling 

Definition of a "non mechanized sentient life form".

as stated by the Transformer Jetfire in the movie "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" (2009)

Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling! You were duly informed!

fleshling by milgun January 5, 2011

Dryer Felching 

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.

"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."

Dryer Felching by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016

necro felching 

The act of felching a dead corpse.

After Chase fucked the dead body in the ass, he felched his cum out of the corpse's anus with a straw.

necro felching by ickytips April 27, 2005