Short for 'flawed + awful'. Used mostly by semi-illiterate customers bitching about something that is entirely their fault, especially applied to technology.
“HOW FAR IS THE RECOVERY NOW?
THERE IS A LOT OF FILES TO BE RECOVERED.
YOU TERMINATED THE WRONG HOSTING PACKAGE AND DELETEPD THE WRONG FILES.
YOUR SYSTEM MUST BE FLAWFUL IN THE IT PROCESSES THESE TYPES OF
REQUESTS. YOU AUGHT TO TEST YOUR SYSTEM FOR THAT TYPE OF ERROR." - idiot customer
An irresistibly attractive man. He is immediately recognizable by his thick, swirly spectacles and toothy grin that is considered large even for the Beanish, a people known for their smiles. He also has an impeccable sense of fashion. IQ unknown, but assumed high.
"Have you seen that guy named Fawful? Hottest bean this side of the Mushroom border. Maybe even in the entire KINGDOM!”
Resident of the Beanbean Kingdom. Servant of Cackletta. Learned English from CATS. Your lives that he spits on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*