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Flavored Long Neck 

A long neck bottle of beer that has been inserted into a pussy leaving the taste on the rim for her significant other.
Would you like my girlfriend to bring you a flavored long neck? or Hey baby, can you make it a flavored long neck
Flavored Long Neck by LongNecker February 18, 2015

Gravy Flavored Condom 

Condoms evil Turkey's use.
I found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, I think an evil Turkey raped someone tonight.

You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"

Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."

Flavored Pork

The act of a man having anal sex with a girl and then removing it to ejaculate inside her mouth while she is giving him a blow job.
You're a naughty girl. I am sure you want some flavored pork.
Flavored Pork by Tyefromnj1 March 15, 2009

Taco Flavored Sanchez

Where one is engaging in oral pleasure, to both the anal cavity as well as the vaginal areas, with his/her partner; afterwards they give their partner a delicately flavored kiss.
he licked her vag and booty before making out with her to conclude her taco flavored sanchez.

coffee flavored milk 

A drink made out of milk and sold as coffee. The flavor of the coffee is usually masked or hidden by the sugary syrups that are added. The best way to get your daily dairy intake and a great way to cure hangovers.
Starbucks is America's number one dairy supplier by selling large amounts of coffee flavored milk.

pork-flavored dry ice cream 

a phrase used to catch the attention of the relative of a member of NASA
Jen: "pork-flavored dry ice cream!"
Gage: *turns head* "oh hey Jen!"